How Byronic...

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hanniballecters:

“Friendship, knitting, ….murder” 

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motherjones:

Deep Thoughts, with actual member of Congress Steve King (R-Iowa).

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• Me: *putting on mascara*
• Trisha: Wow, it actually makes a difference on white people.

tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

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twelvejammyotters:

magikarpool:

twelvejammyotters:

Why isn’t chicken in vending machines by now?

It’s 2013.

We should have this technology by now.

wHY THE FUCK DON’T I HAVE THIS IN MY IMMEDIATE PROXIMITY. THANKS OBAMA.

tastefullyoffensive:

Headline of the year.

[latimes]

buttcheeksseparating:

“i love johnlock fanfiction!” i tell the sherlock fandom. little do they know that i meant john locke fanfiction based off of the ideas of the early enlightenment philosopher. natural rights really turn me on 

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dnlhern:

i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

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sassy-gay-merida:

mocha-cookie-kill-yourself:

grungecest:

can we talk about my new shirt

can we TALK about it please

can we BUY it

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