How Byronic...

Oct 20

ascalonia:

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

nefarious

(via hipsterghostwhisperer)

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princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

(Source: needingiceland, via yungjackolantern)

(via jammyotter)

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

(via yungjackolantern)

Oct 19

theshriekmaster:

dirtysouthavenger:

1999 was not kind to Hawkeye


Oh lord.

theshriekmaster:

dirtysouthavenger:

1999 was not kind to Hawkeye

Oh lord.

(via hipsterghostwhisperer)


fuck racism too

fuck racism too

(Source: jakegirnusistotesawesome, via hipsterghostwhisperer)

turkeyinacan:

diggingaditch:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

This literally does not happen

You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.

(via infelicific)

arthurdentistry:

rabbitglitter:

Dear cis men regulating reproductive rights 

Notice the damage to both the sticker and the car, you think that was done by the person who stuck it there?

arthurdentistry:

rabbitglitter:

Dear cis men regulating reproductive rights 

Notice the damage to both the sticker and the car, you think that was done by the person who stuck it there?

(Source: mybooksandmore, via infelicific)

browngirlblues:

her-name-is-wena:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

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pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

(via theshadowthatwatches)

bosxe:


perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.

(Source: punkypunk, via jammyotter)

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(Source: odinsblog, via infelicific)

hellyeahhomestuck:

These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.

hellyeahhomestuck:

These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.

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